|Episode no.||Season 3|
|Directed by||Tom Cherones|
|Written by||Larry David|
|Original air date||September 18, 1991|
|Seinfeld (season 3)|
|List of Seinfeld episodes|
Dodo pop level 95 5. 'The Note' is the 18th episode of Seinfeld. It is the first episode of the show's third season. It aired on September 18, 1991.
- Two young children will never know their father, who was hit and killed as he rode his bicycle along US 301 early Tuesday morning. Florida Highway Patrol troopers are searching for the driver of a white pickup truck that hit 28-year-old Jacob Aaron Weinert, who is from Lockport, Illinois.
During a physical therapymassage, Jerry makes his therapist frightened by talking about a small boy who was kidnapped in Pennsylvania, suggesting that he could also be a deranged kidnapper, and then asking questions about the therapist's own son. George later becomes very uncomfortable when he is assigned a man as his masseuse, fearing the massage might turn into a homosexual experience. He tells Jerry that he felt the beginnings of an erection during the massage. The two of them discuss whether or not this means George is homosexual, with Jerry arguing the con position.
Kramer claims he saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts but the others do not believe him. According to Kramer, DiMaggio was a very focused eater—the same way he used to play; to prove his point, he made noises (such as banging the table and yelping), which DiMaggio ignored. George convinces Jerry to ask his dentist Roy for a note, allowing the group to secure free massages. In Roy's office, George's insecurity over his sexuality resurfaces when Roy asks for his opinion of Evander Holyfield. Roy later comes under investigation for passing around fake notes. Jerry tries to see the physical therapist once more, but she refuses because she's afraid he will kidnap her son.
While eating in Monk's, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all see Joe DiMaggio dunking his donuts. Kramer once again bangs the table and yelps to demonstrate DiMaggio's unbreakable concentration.
Red herring examples. This was the only episode - other than the original pilot - with a different version of the theme song. Female singers harmonize over the iconic slap-bass tune, an addition made by composer Jonathan Wolff at the request of Jerry Seinfeld, who wanted to add 'a little sparkle' to the music, suggesting the addition of some scat lyrics. Seinfeld and executive producer Larry David both liked Wolff's additions, and three episodes were produced with the new style music. However, they had neglected to inform NBC and Castle Rock of the change, and when the season premiere aired, the latter were surprised and unimpressed, and requested that they return to the original style. The subsequent two episodes were redone, leaving this episode as the only one with the additional music elements. Since this episode's end credits played 'Joltin' Joe DiMaggio' in place of the theme tune, the full version of the revised theme was never used.
- ^'Seinfeld - Season 3' DVD bonus material, 'Inside Look'.
- 'The Note' at TV.com